[Pic from Carl]
I ran naked with a pickle bcos I have amazing boobs. :(I ran naked with a ninja because I am a pimp and you’re jealous.
I raped Santa Claus because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous.
I didn’t know I have a thing for bears.
I stabbed a bisexual, because I love marijuana.
(I don’t even smoke that shit.)
I raped a french fry because that’s how I roll. ;D
I banged the condom because the li’l people told me to. do-it-kid:
I never do these stuff but mine just got me ROFL: I ate out a prostitute because that’s how I roll.
the Kool-Aid man because...AMAZING boobs! True that. LOL
ATE OUT A FRENCH FRY BECAUSE I’M A PIMP AND YOU’RE JEALOUS.
I raped a french fry because that’s how I roll. ;D
had to. Yep. Better safe than sorry.
I KILLED A BOWL OF CEREAL BECAUSE I’M SEXY AS HELL.
I stabbed a bisexual, because I love marijuana. (I don’t even smoke that shit.)
I stabbed your dealer because that’s how I roll. :))
bisexual because I’m gay
crackhead because...love marijuana. :D