#please do not let fanfiction writers get a hold of this one
oh my god i’m dying. the second one is GOD’S PINKY FINGER.. and there’s one that’s “vaginal plug” i’m sorry but i find that more “offensive” than Penis LOL wtf
“17. Zulu chucking spear (this is for black people)”
way to be fucking offensive
Cause you know, penis is so strongly offensive. We should cover it up. While we’re at it, let’s be racist!
(via fallinginpeace)
wtf love them!!!
I’m crying from laughter, oh god, it hurts.
Holy shit!! Lol!
tadpole torpedo.
Well, this fanfic author knows what she’s doing tonight. “Dean, I don’t understand that reference…”
ladies and gentlemen, this is now in my bookmarks, on my tool bar, next to the bookmark for all the harry potter spells.