February 2012
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myownlittleplanet asked: Dammit! You have made me want one of those sweets so bad!!
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Planned something...
Plan foiled.
I don’t even know why I try. It’s obviously going to happen over and over again.
Stop being too excited, self.
Obviously too excited, self.
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myownlittleplanet asked: Today's TMI questions will be in the spirit of St. Valentine's day. Do you have a Valentine this year? Have you gotten anything for them? What's the best Valentine's present you've ever given to someone? What's the best Valentine's present someone has given to you?
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Today’s another day when I can freely say “Flash your V!” without getting slapped.
adorkacub:
myownlittleplanet:
iamthedeadpool:
the-goddamn-batmanny:
Go here. Click generate. Post what pokemon you get.
crapcom:
grandtheftautotune:
I’m perfectly ok with this.
I can dig it.
Niiice
Me likey!
I think I’m ok with this.
Not bad.
I wonder if...
Rory really knows what Amy does for a living.
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51 Christian Friendly Words for Penis →
thestaronthehorizon:
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audreylovesnutella:
#please do not let fanfiction writers get a hold of this one
oh my god i’m dying. the second one is GOD’S PINKY FINGER.. and there’s one that’s “vaginal plug” i’m sorry but i find that more “offensive” than Penis LOL wtf
“17. Zulu chucking spear (this is for black people)”
way to be fucking offensive
Cause you know, penis is so...
Anonymous asked: All about sex: How important is sex for you? How is your sex life? How much of it are you getting?
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Someone from Skype called me "pudgy".
You have no idea.
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